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trustfelled2016-07-06 01:26 pm
innocentloveholic) wrote in trustfelled2016-07-06 01:26 pm
fill my heart with song and let me sing forever more
[ ...Apparently there was still paper left over from writing questions + her flyers, because now over the rules in every room there's another flyer taped up:
Those sure are your lovely hosts for the evening. Regardless, heading to the foyer at the appointed time will net you the lovely sight of the foyer walls being covered in make-shift party streamers—toilet paper, actually, masterfully twirled and hung up by Ferid himself.
Also, the clock is absolutely draped with the stuff too. A good time was had in setting this up the hour before the party so no one'd ruin it.
As promised, there's a table with food! Tons of it, of all different kinds, including vegetarian (if we have any of those here). It's generally dinner stuff, but there's a table set aside particularly for a build-your-own-parfait bar. As far as refreshments go, it's water, tea, coffee, and ~*~HOT CHOCOLATE~*~!! Most of it's made by Cilan—the parfait is definitely the fault of your lovely lady host, though.
There's also a sheet with questions set aside, so be sure to pick it up! And remember: if you can't think if why your character'd come, Aligula's the type to make good on her word of dragging them/convincing them. Basically, don't sweat the small stuff. Even free food is a good reason.
Most importantly, mingle and have fun; that's what this party is for after all! Get to know each other and FIND YOUR SOULMATE!!! ]
Those sure are your lovely hosts for the evening. Regardless, heading to the foyer at the appointed time will net you the lovely sight of the foyer walls being covered in make-shift party streamers—toilet paper, actually, masterfully twirled and hung up by Ferid himself.
Also, the clock is absolutely draped with the stuff too. A good time was had in setting this up the hour before the party so no one'd ruin it.
As promised, there's a table with food! Tons of it, of all different kinds, including vegetarian (if we have any of those here). It's generally dinner stuff, but there's a table set aside particularly for a build-your-own-parfait bar. As far as refreshments go, it's water, tea, coffee, and ~*~HOT CHOCOLATE~*~!! Most of it's made by Cilan—the parfait is definitely the fault of your lovely lady host, though.
There's also a sheet with questions set aside, so be sure to pick it up! And remember: if you can't think if why your character'd come, Aligula's the type to make good on her word of dragging them/convincing them. Basically, don't sweat the small stuff. Even free food is a good reason.
Most importantly, mingle and have fun; that's what this party is for after all! Get to know each other and FIND YOUR SOULMATE!!! ]
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You look like you're having a good time! Do you like my questions?
[ they're the objective best, even if there have been people. griping about them. ahem. ]
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[ Like, what's a kink. Why would he shame one. ]
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[ this can't POSSIBLY go wrong. ]
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yeah, okay, she's Got This. ]
So! Kinks are things that get you off, liiiike spanking or choking. There's some that are super vanilla, and some that are super not! Like [ hmmm ] the whole adult-baby scene, where you like, get all hot and bothered under the collar by your partner dressing up as an infant and needing to be taken care of and changed and stuff.
[ SHE HAS NO IDEA WHY ANYONE IS INTO THAT, BUT ANYWAY, ]
There's just usually that one kink or more that you just look at and go, "No, you can't possibly exist" and then you like, kinkshame people who have it because wow, it's totally super gross or super weird that they'd actually choke their chicken or tickle their beaver to something like that!
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[ I'M FROM THE MIDDLE AGES AND WHAT IS THIS ]
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I have no words.
[ INIGO.EXE HAS ENCOUNTERED A PROBLEM AND NEEDS TO CLOSE. WE ARE SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. ]
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I'M SHAMING ALL OF THEM!!
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You— You— [ snoortt oh god ] You can't shame all of them! You're probably into one of them! You can't shame yourself!!
And— [ GOD SHE NEEDS TO BREATHE??? HOLD ON, ohhhhh her sides, ohhhhhhhh, her voice is so weak right now ] And there's people who're into getting kinkshamed!
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[ SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL HIM WHY CAN'T THE EARTH SWALLOW HIM ETC ]
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[ no shes not. shes not. dont believe her lies. ]
It's just— it's— [ oh good, her laughter has subsided to giggles. Unending Giggles. she's going to die? this is awful ] Your your youryouryour faaaaace! It's so funny!! I've never ever seen someone react like that!!!
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My face isn't funny!!!
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Right now it is! [ Ohhhh goodness. She's okay. We're good. We're—(giggle)—WE'RE TOTALLY FINE. ] Ahhh, oooooooh! That was good, that was sooooo good!
[ So so good. SO— ]
Do you have any other questions?
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[ But let's move on. He lowers his hands from his face, and tries to will his blush into going away. ]
What's with the question about angular people?
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...What's not to get about that one? Don't you think there's someone that looks like he's made of triangles and lines and dumb magenta fashion choices here?
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Luckily she has an easier name for him— ] You can just call him Curtains though. That's what his name is in a language back home. It's the same in Ferid's world too!
[ french is the language of love, etc, why wouldn't she know it. ]
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[ ...rather, she gathered that. heheh. ]
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[ ...Or so he heard, anyway. He has no idea if it's true. (It's totally true.) ]
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It'd be totally unlucky to name your kid that. It's an astrological sign in the huma world too, but it's also a disease! Super killer. [ ......it is not appropriate to tell people that there is someone here in remission from lung cancer, mostly because that would ruin the party mood. ] Hey, hey, what's your sign? I'm a—
[ ......................... ]
I dunno what I am, but scorpions are totally bad to the bone, so maaaaaybe a Scorpio?