Nah, nothing like that. I don't actually own Jeeves; he works for the school I go to... But, before I went there, I always had maids and cooks and nannies and personal assistants and agents and blah blah blah... But, not royal or anything. I'm...

[a pause] I don't know how to explain the idea of celebrity to somebody who has never fucking heard of a washing machine. Why is this my life now.