Ninety-nine percent of our food is synthetic, made of an ingredient called Hyper-Oats, which is a genetically modified grain. Though given other advancements of my times, it's easy to put flavor into our foods as well the dietary supplements we need. So hamburgers?

[He gently touches the top of his frying patty with his spatula.]

Instead of being made of cow meat, they're just a fancy grain with protein supplements. Though there is something nice about eating genuine food here, I think.