[It's as bitter as he is and as dark as his soul.]

Yes? Certain people have certain tastes, what a concept.

You can dress it up with sweeteners and cream, but it begins to lose its health benefits as soon as you drop any in. Not that it doesn't hurt to indulge every now and then.

[He's a nightmare at the Elympios equivalent of Starbucks.]

The simplest way to take the edge off while keeping it healthy is to add a little bit of salt.

[Just don't put the equivalent of how salty Rideaux is in it.]