[ no you really probably don't ]

Hellsalem's Lot! It's a city in [ uhhhhhhhhhhhhh give her a second ] New... York? It used to be one of its biggest cities before the whole sinkhole thing, but whatever! I'm not originally from there anyway, but apparently it was a huge deal in the huma world when it happened.

[ ...It was also a big deal in the Beyond, but anyway. Also, there's so much left out of this explanation, oh my god. ]

What about you?