And my man is that to me. [ Her... men, technically, but who cares. One is a pretty face, one is the real love of her life.
And in the most sweet, genuinely interested tone in the history of ever: ] Wanna swap stories? You can tell me all about your sister, and I can tell you all about my sweetheart!
[ ... ]
I've never had a sister before and you've never had a sweetheart, obviously, so this'll be an awesome experience for the both of us!
[ And it's better than worrying about, like, how getting away with murder is the only way to win, and how one of them is actually 100% okay with that— ]
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And in the most sweet, genuinely interested tone in the history of ever: ] Wanna swap stories? You can tell me all about your sister, and I can tell you all about my sweetheart!
[ ... ]
I've never had a sister before and you've never had a sweetheart, obviously, so this'll be an awesome experience for the both of us!
[ And it's better than worrying about, like, how getting away with murder is the only way to win, and how one of them is actually 100% okay with that— ]