i'm a model, you know what i mean? and i do my little turn on the catwalk

[seventhprogenitor]

[ There aren’t any reminders about the party at 3 today, mostly because the second anyone steps into the vicinity of where it’s being held at the appointed time—the dining room—they’ll see dozens of cut-out cats wearing masks and wonderful outfits.

Speaking of the dining room, something’s been pushed against one of the walls; it’s a fairly large and tall box, obviously split into two parts. “Obviously” because of the two different color cloths hanging off of it—it’s the makeshift changing room. And why a changing room? Because this is a fashion party and we’re not savages here, we are not changing in front of people.

The fashion in question is helpfully hanging on wooden racks by the side; it comes in a variety of styles, from stuff that’s obviously made with whatever Aligula and Ferid could get out of the vending machine (are you telling me you don’t want to wear a dress made out of a sarashi that has a petticoat of belts and buckles from a straitjacket, or a suit that comes with a Fat Chocobo mask and a dashing red scarf???) to more respectable looking stuff. And then there’s this stuff. And this! And… Look, if you let me link pictures of stuff we’ll be here all day. If you want it here and it’s reasonable, it can probably be found!!! Ferid has a lot of time on his hands and Aligula likes cute clothing. ...also they’ve all got some atrocious pattern on them somewhere, so have fun with that.

The catwalk is differed from every other table in there by virtue of being dressed up in ribbons and bows and things like that; it’s the one closest to the changing rooms too. Get up there and strut your stuff! Or… don’t, just wear some cute clothes and feel particularly stylish today.

The fashion show isn’t the only thing that’s going on though; there’s also the cat party that everyone should have fun with regardless of their feelings on cats, parties, or fashion. Everyone will be gifted with a cat accessory at the door by either Ferid or Aligula, depending on who’s waiting there at the time; it’ll be a set of cat ears and a tail, of pretty much any color or species that you want. For the more shy, there are wristbands that have cat faces on them too, as well as masquerade masks that are painted with cat features—the point here is, there are cats-themed things to wear.

And of course, the food: the build-your-own-parfait bar, along with some distinctly Not-Cilan dishes that look like they’d belong at some sort of high-end party or masquerade, and dessert cakes that are in the shape of cat faces. Thanks Ferid. As far as drinks go, there’s water, tea, coffee, and glasses of stuff that looks like it’s wine... it’s actually the non-alcoholic wine (aka glorified sour grape juice) that comes out of the vending machine.

Mingle, make merry, and and most importantly: if you’re gonna poison someone here, bring your own. The hosts have not provided that for you. ]

Comments

[glaciates]

They aren't that bad!

[THEY ARE EXACTLY THAT BAD]

And was that necessary?

[OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SHITTIEST THING I LOVE IT]

[innocentloveholic]

They're definitely that bad! And it was completely nyacess... nesse... grrr...

[ ........... ]

Nyabsolutely!!!

[ THIS IS THE WORST PARTY WE HAVE EVER HAD!! EVER!!!!!! WHO LET US DO THIS. ]

[glaciates]

See! That was terrible. You can stop at any time!

[THE!! WORST!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GUYS!!!!]

[innocentloveholic]

It wasn't terrible, it was just... really hard to think of! Also, necessary's really really hard to put a sound to!

[ y..yeah..!! ]

I'd like to see you do better, Mr. Smarty Cat.

[ I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!! LET US DO THIS IN YOUR MURDERGAME!!! TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR APPROVING OUR APPS. (god this is a stupid amount of fun) ]

[glaciates]

That was also terrible. And I'm not going to, because I hate puns.

[I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!]

[innocentloveholic]

Except for when you make them, so make one you won't hate and have a little fun! [ ...

she'll hold off on meowing for now. just for him. ]

[glaciates]

[you did it, aligula!!!]

I can't just make a pun on command! And even then I still hate them, it's just kind of funny seeing everyone's reactions.

[innocentloveholic]

You're such a boooooooooore how do you have any friendssss oh my gosshhhh.

[ ALIGULA. ]

Fine, don't join in. We don't need any sourpusses stinkin' up the party with their awful jokes anyway.

[glaciates]

[HOW DOES HE HAVE ANY FRIENDS, GOOD QUESTION I JUST DON'T KNOW]

...Are you really that upset?

[HE'S ALSO BAD AT SOCIAL I'M SORRY]

[innocentloveholic]

It's a cool cat party! And fashion show! And you already said you weren't gonna do the second, so you should at least put a little effort into participurrating in the first, shouldn't you?! And— and besides, there hasn't really been anyone doing it with me... Inyago seems into it, and I'm sure Furrvid's gonna rolling in it when she gets into the spirit of things, but...

[ |T ]

Even Ferid didn't wanna do it. He said he didn't want to steal my [ wait for it. ] thunpurr.

It's just totally lonely being one of the only people totally completely participurrating in this, you know? Especially since I had to work really hard on figuring out what words worked, in addition to all the stuff I had to do to help Ferid plan this whole shindig!

[ also off-topic but damn is this hard to do when i only have one (1) mad icon now, someone call back the paid fairy to give me another month ]

[glaciates]

[.......................

give him a second that was actually really good and worth at least a snicker o h m y g o d]

Well, it sounds like you really did put a lot of efpurrt into it.

[ISAAC THAT WASN'T EVEN A GOOD ATTEMPT]

[innocentloveholic]

[ OH!!!!!!! MY GOSH!!!!!!!!

THAT WAS FERID'S SHITTY PUN SHE HATES HIM SHE'S GONNA BEAT HIM UP. ]

And you put like, absolutely none into that! Have a little dignyaty, Isaac!

[glaciates]

[PLEASE DO NOT DRUG HIM AGAIN, beating him up is acceptable tho]

Oh come on, at least I tried!

[...what, you weren't expecting another pun, were you]

[innocentloveholic]

[ SHE DOESN'T DO REPEAT PERFORMANCES which is why after beating him up, she's going to have to find out some other way to deal with him if he ever crosses her again. permanently. ]

Barely! How do you expect to ever win Ferid's heart with such a half-assed performance?

[glaciates]

[A L I G U L A]

...What?

[WELL THAT JUST MADE HIS BRAIN SCREECH TO A HALT UM]

[innocentloveholic]

You two are rooming together, right? [ With Inigo. ] And you always look like you're having a good time when you talk to each other, and Ferid speaks so fondly of yoooouuuu...

[ which can only mean one thing.

there's romance blooming on this battlefield Ferid is suuuch a player, Isaac!!! ]

[glaciates]

What.

[SAID IN THE FLATTEST TONE IMAGINABLE]

Ferid's just... [is ferid a friend??] ...a friend.

[innocentloveholic]

...You'd consider Ferid a friend?

[ ........... ]

What about me! What am I?

[glaciates]

...Is it really that weird?

[uh oh shit, maybe he should've said something else, um...]

You're a friend too.

[Well that answer's immediate??]

[innocentloveholic]

[ AWWW ISAAC...... YOU REALLY LIKE HER??? THAT'S SO NICE. ]

It's not that weird! He just doesn't seem like the type of guy you'd totally go calling your friend! He's definitely more of my scene, I mean.

[glaciates]

...Well, I guess he's not the sort of guy I'd usually befriend, but he's... interesting.

[actually isaac has a grand total of zero friends so he can't really judge what his usual friend-type is. oops??]

[innocentloveholic]

Everyone's interesting here. [ well, now they are. ] Are you friends with everyone, then?

[glaciates]

No. I don't know some of the people here all that well.

[And there are even some he's not as fond of! Shockingly, Terumi is not one of them.]

[innocentloveholic]

[ bro you gotta get better taste in people ]

Ooh, maybe I can fill in some blanks for you! Which people are those?

[glaciates]

I don't know much about Katniss, Aymeric, or Robert.

[And some of the dead people, but um. That's not something to talk about, so!!]