My Zero's Absolute 'Cause I Keep It So Cool

[nachetanya]

[ Nachetanya had originally intended to try to call together everyone to play that stupid game that her and Ryoji had made last week. Thing of it was, she has lost the mat for it, forgotten some of the rules they came up with, and generally just... nah. So in seeking out something else to have them do, she and Nozomi had stumbled upon an idea: why not just keep one the easiest to understand part of the game and make that the plan?

And so with some help, the princess has set something up for everyone. The set up is simple, push aside a lot of the chairs of the Internal Foyer and maybe put down some cardboard "mats" too in order to keep the floor sanitary in case there is a more physical dare (at one point they considered the pool but hey that seems hazardous) and then set up numerous shot glasses of hot sauce and numerous lemon wedges on a table in here. Also some real food too, courtesy of the butt girl.

And so with all that done midday, Nachetanya writes a bunch of notes, one for each room and one for the Fridge. And then her and Nozomi will be seeking out any stragglers to convince them or drag (possibly literally, in Nozomi's case) them to the foyer at the appointed time. ]

6:00 today! Join us all for a game of Truth or Dare in the main foyer area!

Let's have some fun together and build some bonds in these trying times!

( there will also be some food )

- Nachetanya Loei Piena Augustra

[ It's Truth or Dare! Pick one and- you can of course refuse any dare or any truth. You just need to take the shot of hot sauce or eat a whole lemon wedge. That's a fair exchange, right? Either way, let's have fun. ]

Comments

[relieable]

Yeah, yeah! [eager] I pick dare!

[imaginex]

Sing any song you know like it's an opera for one whole minute.

[relieable]

[huh... that's a good one! Osomatsu considers a few choices, then clears his throat]

Ahem.

[he starts off in a lower register, making grand gestures and enunciating his words]

At first... I was afraid!
I was petrifiiiiiiiiiiied!
I kept thinking I could never live... without you by my siiiide
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong,
And I! Grew strooooong... and I learned how to get aloooooooong~

[okay. he tosses her a wink, then jumps up an octave. and yes, he's singing loudly, like he wants to draw a crowd]

And so you're back! Frrrrom outer space!
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock!
I should have made you leave yourrr key!
If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me!

[imaginex]

[She's only giggling at the beginning, amazed by how much he's getting into this, but then he hits that octave jump--

Sakura would like to report her own murder, she's dying on the floor]

[relieable]

[perfect! that was Osomatsu's goal. he gets more flamboyant, holding longer notes and even trilling his R's]

Go on now, go! Walk out the door!
Just turn around now... 'cause you're not welcome anymoooore!
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Did you think... I'd crrrrumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?!

Oh, no, not I!
I will surviiiiive!
Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive!
I've got all... my life to liiiiive!
I've got all... my love to giiiiive!
And I'll survive, I will surviiiii-- HIIIIIVE!

[that last note was high enough to crack windows... too bad it doesn't, then they could all get out of here.

he looks like he had fun though]

[imaginex]

[By the end of the song, Sakura (still brought to her knees) is clapping along with increasing gusto, but she breaks out in applause once Osomatsu tries to break the sound barrier.]

You did wonderfully, Matsuno-san! [Still trying to breathe through her own giggling, but she's slowly managing]

[relieable]

[he bows, because he's a ham, and he lives for the attention. he's also glad he got her to laugh. they need laughs!]

Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all night!

[imaginex]

[BETTER HIM THAN HER. Just let Sakura cheerlead from the sidelines: her favorite role]

Alright, it's my turn! I'll pick Dare, too.

[relieable]

Okay! I better think of a good one... [hm. what's a nice, decent dare that doesn't involve anyone losing clothes?]

Ah, why don't you let a guy do your make up? You can choose who you want to do it.