My Zero's Absolute 'Cause I Keep It So Cool

[nachetanya]

[ Nachetanya had originally intended to try to call together everyone to play that stupid game that her and Ryoji had made last week. Thing of it was, she has lost the mat for it, forgotten some of the rules they came up with, and generally just... nah. So in seeking out something else to have them do, she and Nozomi had stumbled upon an idea: why not just keep one the easiest to understand part of the game and make that the plan?

And so with some help, the princess has set something up for everyone. The set up is simple, push aside a lot of the chairs of the Internal Foyer and maybe put down some cardboard "mats" too in order to keep the floor sanitary in case there is a more physical dare (at one point they considered the pool but hey that seems hazardous) and then set up numerous shot glasses of hot sauce and numerous lemon wedges on a table in here. Also some real food too, courtesy of the butt girl.

And so with all that done midday, Nachetanya writes a bunch of notes, one for each room and one for the Fridge. And then her and Nozomi will be seeking out any stragglers to convince them or drag (possibly literally, in Nozomi's case) them to the foyer at the appointed time. ]

6:00 today! Join us all for a game of Truth or Dare in the main foyer area!

Let's have some fun together and build some bonds in these trying times!

( there will also be some food )

- Nachetanya Loei Piena Augustra

[ It's Truth or Dare! Pick one and- you can of course refuse any dare or any truth. You just need to take the shot of hot sauce or eat a whole lemon wedge. That's a fair exchange, right? Either way, let's have fun. ]

Comments

[ossifragant]

I'm glad you agree.

[protectandselfserve]

So it's your shot now, huh? I'm thinking truth.

[""truth""]

[ossifragant]

Ah, sure.

[He has no idea how to play Truth or Dare.]

What's the most ridiculous thing you've done on the job?

[protectandselfserve]

Oh, ho! Now, that's definitely a difficult one. Give me a second or two to think about it, would you? I have so many options here!

[ossifragant]

Of course. Take your time.

[He's expecting something pretty stupid, tbh.]

[protectandselfserve]

Well, one time we did have to figure out how to retrieve evidence from an endangered boa constrictor. That... was definitely a case, alright.

[ossifragant]

....That so? How do you retrieve evidence a snake's eaten?

[protectandselfserve]

By finding a very good veterinarian, of course!

[ossifragant]

[He laughs.]

Fair enough. Sounds like a real pain.

[protectandselfserve]

Hahaha, it definitely was. At least it wasn't a body!

[ossifragant]

So, what was it?

[protectandselfserve]

It was the murder weapon, actually. Someone thought it would be a good idea to stick a knife inside a dead feeder rabbit and feed it to a snake.

...

The local zoo certainly does have its crazies!

[ossifragant]

[......damn]

Well that's one way to get rid of the murder weapon, I guess.

[protectandselfserve]

It was just a little bit unnecessary.