Week 3.

[trustfellowship]

WEEK 3 Grace and Doug are dead. It seems that there isn't anything more to do but mourn your losses and try to move forward. The Transmitter's rules still hang in every room, a reminder of the only means of escaping this place. But surely no one else will give into them, right? Saturday is given to regrouping and rest; the static blares out early on Sunday, but at least there are no bodies to find today - it seems you're safe for now. The night before wasn't necessarily a peaceful one, however; you'll probably feel a bit groggy when you wake up, and it seems you've regained something that you didn't realize you'd lost... Once again, however, it seems your efforts won't go unrewarded; another set of corridors have opened up, much in the same fashion as the other new area did last week. With them come new rooms to explore; maybe some of them will be to your liking. Or perhaps it's better to say that hopefully some of them will; after all, if the Transmitter gets her way, you may be here for a very, very long time. PATIENTS REMAINING: 26

SUNDAY | MONDAY | TUESDAY | WEDNESDAY | THURSDAY
[OOC: Welcome to week three of Trustfell! Feel free to make as many top levels as you'd like and tag out to other characters! This post is for all of your interactions this week... at least until the weekend. Don't forget to save those threads for coins and the activity check!

If you'd like to get in contact with the Transmitter, you can do so through text or the phone in your room!]

Comments

[enhancements]

[...god bless and god help you both, Osomatsu, here we go.]

Not as good as another person, unfortunately, but it'll do for now.

[It isn't exactly an invitation for Osomatsu to come fight him, because he's...pretty damn sure he'll kick the guy's ass, but.]

[relieable]

[uh, yeah. Osomatsu's not volunteering for that at all, thanks. in any case, Wesker seems kind of wound up. understandably, after what just happened... so Osomatsu will keep the conversation light]

...So! Tohsaka told me she'd pay me if I got you to laugh. [blunt] Any subjects in particular you find funny?

[Osomatsu, the man is busy. why are you bothering him?]

[enhancements]

[......................um]

...Isn't it cheating, to ask so bluntly?

[oh my god the priorities on everyone in this room- ]

[relieable]

[we're just trying to make the best of a bad situation, Wesker. come on]

I dunno! I thought it might help the process along! The sooner you laugh, the better you'll feel, and the more money I'll have in my pocket!

[enhancements]

How much is she offering?

[come on, how much does rin think this is worth]

[relieable]

[opens his mouth... then close it. HMMMM]

She didn't say. [should've asked...]

[enhancements]

Well, that seems a little suspicious.

[relieable]

I don't think so. She's been really nice to me!

[even though she did lie about his clothes and the wash... but then she apologized for that!]

[enhancements]

If you say so.

Either way, you'll have to work all of that out on your own.

[relieable]

[aawww, man]

Wow, really? You're not gonna help me out even a liiiiittle bit?

[enhancements]

Let's say I believe in earning what you get.

1/2

[relieable]

[he huffs]

Well, I believe in taking the easy road when I can!

[Osomatsu makes to leave the dojo, but lets something fall out of his pocket]

2/2

[relieable]

[what is...

oh. it's a banana peel!

and Osomatsu deliberately steps on it, and he slips! he goes flying and lands flat on the ground.

comedy gold!]

[enhancements]

[...you know, it doesn't get him to laugh, but- ]

...Whether the easy road is preferred or not, your dedication to this is almost admirable. I'll give you that.

[relieable]

[his dedication to money is incredible. Osomatsu is up in an instant, dusting himself off]

Huh. Not even a chuckle, huh? Guess I gotta bring out the big guns! [a beat] Your profile says you like technology! What do computers eat for snacks?

[enhancements]

[Wh...]

I don't...know?

[he sounds so fucking bewildered but at the same time that is said with all the goddamn certainty of someone who knows he's going to absolutely regret answering that way within the next twenty seconds]

[relieable]

[Osomatsu pauses for the full effect, waggling his eyebrows a few times before he stands up straight and announces]

Microchips!

[and he laughs, slapping his thigh. he lives for this, you know? to make people laugh, to make himself laugh. as long as someone laughs, boy did he need this!]

[enhancements]

...I see.

[HE SAYS, WITH ALL THE BITE OF SOMEONE WHO REALLY MEANS "OH MY GOD FUCK YOU" BUT HAS TOO MUCH OF A STICK UP HIS ASS TO ACTUALLY SAY IT.

but then, what sort of pun is it if the answer isn't "oh my god fuck you", really]

[relieable]

Nothing? Geez! [don't get upset, Osomatsu, you'll lose him]

Okay, okay. How about this. Did'ja hear about the Adam and Eve Virus? It takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

[enhancements]

It takes a couple of...

[Oh, oh my god. That.

That is one of the dumbest things he's found amusing in a while, hang on, you are not winning that easily.]

Really.

[relieable]

[Osomatsu holds up a hand] Hang on, I got one more for you!

[ahem!] An infectious bacteria walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve infectious bacteria here." The infectious bacteria says, "well, you're not a very good host."

[enhancements]

[oh fuck all right all right- ]

Go tell Rin she owes you money.

[relieable]

[was that... a laugh? well, even if it wasn't, Wesker says that Rin now owes Osomatsu money! Osomatsu whoops and hollars, jumping into the air, doing a little boogie.

he is about to leave the dojo, but then stops, and turns to look at the other man]

You, uh... You take it easy, all right?

[enhancements]

[IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH...]

...Of course.

[relieable]

[heh! Osomatsu gives him a grin, and then he's heading off to let Wesker go back to beating up that wall.

that was not as bad as he anticipated! next, Osomatsu's got to find Krauser!]