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Ferid Báthory ([personal profile] seventhprogenitor) wrote in [community profile] trustfelled2016-08-03 01:05 pm

i'm a model, you know what i mean? and i do my little turn on the catwalk

[ There aren’t any reminders about the party at 3 today, mostly because the second anyone steps into the vicinity of where it’s being held at the appointed time—the dining room—they’ll see dozens of cut-out cats wearing masks and wonderful outfits.

Speaking of the dining room, something’s been pushed against one of the walls; it’s a fairly large and tall box, obviously split into two parts. “Obviously” because of the two different color cloths hanging off of it—it’s the makeshift changing room. And why a changing room? Because this is a fashion party and we’re not savages here, we are not changing in front of people.

The fashion in question is helpfully hanging on wooden racks by the side; it comes in a variety of styles, from stuff that’s obviously made with whatever Aligula and Ferid could get out of the vending machine (are you telling me you don’t want to wear a dress made out of a sarashi that has a petticoat of belts and buckles from a straitjacket, or a suit that comes with a Fat Chocobo mask and a dashing red scarf???) to more respectable looking stuff. And then there’s this stuff. And this! And… Look, if you let me link pictures of stuff we’ll be here all day. If you want it here and it’s reasonable, it can probably be found!!! Ferid has a lot of time on his hands and Aligula likes cute clothing. ...also they’ve all got some atrocious pattern on them somewhere, so have fun with that.

The catwalk is differed from every other table in there by virtue of being dressed up in ribbons and bows and things like that; it’s the one closest to the changing rooms too. Get up there and strut your stuff! Or… don’t, just wear some cute clothes and feel particularly stylish today.

The fashion show isn’t the only thing that’s going on though; there’s also the cat party that everyone should have fun with regardless of their feelings on cats, parties, or fashion. Everyone will be gifted with a cat accessory at the door by either Ferid or Aligula, depending on who’s waiting there at the time; it’ll be a set of cat ears and a tail, of pretty much any color or species that you want. For the more shy, there are wristbands that have cat faces on them too, as well as masquerade masks that are painted with cat features—the point here is, there are cats-themed things to wear.

And of course, the food: the build-your-own-parfait bar, along with some distinctly Not-Cilan dishes that look like they’d belong at some sort of high-end party or masquerade, and dessert cakes that are in the shape of cat faces. Thanks Ferid. As far as drinks go, there’s water, tea, coffee, and glasses of stuff that looks like it’s wine... it’s actually the non-alcoholic wine (aka glorified sour grape juice) that comes out of the vending machine.

Mingle, make merry, and and most importantly: if you’re gonna poison someone here, bring your own. The hosts have not provided that for you. ]
glaciates: (OMG ❅ kimblee's evil????)

[personal profile] glaciates 2016-08-04 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[THIS IS NOT WHAT HE SIGNED UP FOR, NO ONE TOLD HIM HE HAD TO DO WEIRD THINGS IF HE WAS FERID'S FRIEND!!!!]

...You aren't going to take no for an answer, are you?
glaciates: (WHY ❅ ????)

[personal profile] glaciates 2016-08-04 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! FERID'S A LITTLE WEIRD BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!!!!

isaac continues to be bad at picking friends, news at ten]


...It doesn't really matter. If anyone asks, I'm just going to blame you.

[absolutely no one will question this, it's not a surprise that isaac gets roped into shenanigans because he is easily steamrolled]
glaciates: (STOP ❅ no more ice puns)

[personal profile] glaciates 2016-08-04 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[true, he could have befriended rideaux or terumi OH WAIT]

Yeah, ditching the tail is perfectly fine with me.

[it would definitely be overkill with just how long his stupid hair is jfc isaac]
glaciates: (EMBARRASSED ❅ shut up baka)

[personal profile] glaciates 2016-08-04 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
...You're pushing your luck.

[But he will adjust the ears and... boy does this look stupid. BUT HE TRIED OKAY. SEE HE'S A GOOD FRIEND.]
glaciates: (FLUSHED ❅ i hate suits)

[personal profile] glaciates 2016-08-04 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[oh my god]

Oh come on, I'm not letting you draw whiskers on me.

[he's just going to slowly die of embarrassment alright!!]
glaciates: (GASP ❅ how could you)

[personal profile] glaciates 2016-08-04 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[HOW DARE YOU HE IS LIKE 50X WEAK TO JERKS LIKE YOU AND YOU'RE USING IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE!!!]

...Why the hell do you want to do that anyway, it'll look stupid.
glaciates: (STOP ❅ no more ice puns)

[personal profile] glaciates 2016-08-04 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[NOT THIS!! ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!]

I've already got the ears on, isn't that enough?
glaciates: (EMBARRASSED ❅ shut up baka)

[personal profile] glaciates 2016-08-04 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm embarrassed enough as it is.

[i'm sorry ferid, he's zero fun]
glaciates: (FLUSHED ❅ i hate suits)

[personal profile] glaciates 2016-08-04 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
...You're not helping.

[HE'S GOING TO BE BRIGHT RED FOR THE NEXT YEAR, THANKS]
glaciates: (STOP ❅ no more ice puns)

[personal profile] glaciates 2016-08-04 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
If I haven't gotten used to it by now, I don't think there's any hope for me.

[oh look, some self-awareness!!]
glaciates: (HEH ❅ a suit of armor really??)

[personal profile] glaciates 2016-08-04 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You're really fond of parties and stuff like this.

[He doesn't mind it though; it's a nice distraction from the... everything else.]
glaciates: (LISTEN ❅ seriously they suck)

[personal profile] glaciates 2016-08-04 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm sure they would. I think it's nice that we've got something to look forward to like this every week.

[Admittedly a cat party and a fashion show are not his idea of a good time, but he's here anyway!!]